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Cardiac Events

So, it appears Deadeye Dick Cheney’s heart has failed again in its attempt to vacate the decrepit, morbid body of the former VEEP and mastermind of evil.  One of his feet almost escaped a few years ago, only to be forced back into service by modern medicine and fourth-generation antibiotics.   This is Darth Cheney’s fifth heart attack . . . no word on how many innocents were placed on the alter in his cellar in exchange for this additional bargain with the dark force.  Only the good die young.

In other news, the “Fruit of Kaboom” bomber Najibullah Zazi has plead guilty in the plot to explode an airliner on Christmas Day.  Gee, and he didn’t have to be waterboarded or suffer freezing temperatures while hanging, wet and naked, by his wrists listening to Barry Manilow records at 100 db.  Confession without torture?  No wonder Cheney had a heart attack.

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20 Responses to “Cardiac Events”

  • chucky says:

    Goddamnit!!! More tax dollars going to keep that son of a bitch alive. Just more proof that there is no god. Or if there is one, he’s a fucking psycho.

    And if that offends any of you asshole right wingers, too bad. I don’t give a shit.

  • james says:

    Given Count Dickula’s superb (and free) government-run health benefits, (he’s lived off the taxpayer the vast majority of his life; even at Halliburton, most of the contracts were with the federal government), I think it is possible that the world will be afflicted with his presence for decades to come.

    Do not forget, Dickula still has a phalanx of taxpayer-paid security (extended again by Obama a few months ago). He is never really alone. lonely, but not alone. They probably even monitor his john-time.

  • Gigi Grante says:

    I would think that the polls Politico runs are good indicators on what people are interested in rather than the most-emailed articles. Granted, I didn’t see the numbers for the emails, but 46M+ folks who took the time for one survey poll says something. Then again, who are these people who take the time for survey polls? Who knows, indeed.

    http://dyn.politico.com/polls/poll_resultsTop10.cfm##726

    Just some musing on a showery, Vancouver day. . . .

  • Gigi Grante says:

    Sigh. . . Yet again I seem to be the lone voice offering some semblance of reasoned thinking, n’est-ce pas?

  • Gigi Grante says:

    Ah, Mike and Kathy, you knew this would be coming at you sooner rather than later….

    Today the rains returned in Vancouver, and we NorthWest folks tend to hit the keyboards to exercise both our fingers (sometimes they become ‘flying wedges’) and our little gray (we Cdns say, grey) cells.

    Do we get to make transition tracks requests, or is that your perogative?

  • Gigi Grante says:

    Other Qs comes to mind: We’re told up here that Politico is the top political blog site in DC, so if that’s the case, who would be the main readership? Only folks in DC or folks of all political stripes everywhere not just in DC?

    The As to these Qs would influence me in how I’d set up my own political blog. What do you think?

    (Erratum on the last post: Should be “prerogative” not “perogative.”)

  • Tom Hawthorne says:

    Mike thanks for saying the Palins get federal funded health care. You are the only one acknowledging this fact. I told you that you were the #1 truthseeker.

  • Tom Hawthorne says:

    How can Palin say socialized medicine will create death panels when she has her entire brood on goddamn free healthcare. She makes $100,000 a speech and my federal tax dollars have to by her health insurance.

  • chucky says:

    Because she’s a goddamned hypocrite Tom. That’s how.

  • Tom Hawthorne says:

    I am tired of this bull crap chucky.

  • Tom Hawthorne says:

    Chenny his a parasite to this country.

  • hottpotat0 says:

    mike you go!
    thanks for preaching to the choir…
    definitely keeps me going.
    i tend to give people the “Benefit of the Doubt” but when the SH!T the Bush Crime Syndicate has done through the years is repeatedly in my face, surrounds my existence so overwhelmingly,that i fear for my family and I safety as well as all citizens of planet earth! i tend to get angry, onnery and crochety !
    the BCS will not go away-they dont die-their crimes hang before my eyes and millions upon millions of others…
    HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE THAT CLAIM TO BE CHRISTIAN WHEN THEY MAKE DECISIONS THAT KILL AND MAIM MILLIONS AROUND THE PLANET…I KNOW WITH ALL MY SOUL! JESUS WOULD NOT DO WHAT THEY DO, HAVE DONE AND WANT TO STILL DO TO THIS PLANET-AmeriKa is GOD’S ARMY???????????????????

    HERE IS A QUOTE FOR YOU ALL Amos chapter 5: versus 18 thru 24

    Woe to you who long
    for the day of the LORD!
    Why do you long for the day of the LORD ?
    That day will be darkness, not light.

    19 It will be as though a man fled from a lion
    only to meet a bear,
    as though he entered his house
    and rested his hand on the wall
    only to have a snake bite him.

    20 Will not the day of the LORD be darkness, not light—
    pitch-dark, without a ray of brightness?

    21 “I hate, I despise your religious feasts;
    I cannot stand your assemblies.

    22 Even though you bring me burnt offerings and grain offerings,
    I will not accept them.
    Though you bring choice fellowship offerings, [a]
    I will have no regard for them.

    23 Away with the noise of your songs!
    I will not listen to the music of your harps.

    24 But let justice roll on like a river,
    righteousness like a never-failing stream!

    THAT IS WHAT I GET FROM THE COSMIC SWITCHBOARD,ITS ALL BACKWARDS AND I AM SCARED FOR MY FELLOW TRUTHSEEKERS AND INNOCENTS-the crusdades and zionists are taking us to extinction world war three!
    Jesus said love thy Enemy,Neighbor and God that kinda encompasses everyone!
    but we drop bombs poison and torture for oil money fear and religion-my our cosmic brethren intervene … and soon! maybe thats the next war war against the angels our creators from Aeon’s ago.

  • Pieron says:

    Interesting the musing of the liberal masses. Not one intelligent comment, just a bunch of name calling. Is this the best you left wing intellectuals can come up with?

  • hottpotat0 says:

    THANK YOU MIKE

  • bob says:

    Its sounds like you all care a lot about what happens to the VP? Let me ask you dimwits in the left something. Why cant you all pass heath care? You have the majority vote. You have had it for a year now. You don’t need the rep. vote you have a enough to pass it. Oh yeah I forgot its a election year. They don’t want to get voted out of office for voting for on a bill that Americans don’t want. Does that mean the heath care bill is bad for America? I would say yes. One more thing why did Congress opt out of it? Whats good for us should be good for them right? Open up your eyes U GODDAME SUN OF A BITCHS (LOL). Sorry thought mike was talking for a minute.

  • LA Artist says:

    Here’s the new healthcare reform anthem, “RED PARTY FOLLY” sung to the tune of “Red River Valley.” Performed on You Tube by L.A. Artist painter and furniture designer, Joseph Somers, and his friend, Christopher Cowles. Comes with sing-along lyrics and bouncing ball. Enjoy! Just click or paste:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skfYpPcn4Nk

    P.S. I heard that Anthem Blue Cross is in trouble in California Insurance Commissioner again today. Over 700 incidents of violations reported.

  • William says:

    Pieron, blow it out your ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • chucky says:

    And just what is your solution Pieron? Don’t even think you can here and challenge any of us. You’d be better served talking with your fake sky spook that you right wingers seem to believe in.

  • Jon says:

    Like Pieron, right wingers are cowards and support their enslavers. Poor little things. They just can’t help but love the jackboots.

  • Buster says:

    Mike…..we won’t be able to destroy the present system. The reason: mark my words……Blackwater is comin’home and the troops can’t bouble-back to help us. Sounds fatalistic, but, well within the realm!
    Still clingin’ in NW PA


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