One of those weeks of the weird, wasn’t it, Truthseekers? From stoning whales and homosexuals, to Texas Taliban militia types (and nuclear bomb guards!) terrorizing liberals and breast-cancer survivors, the Pentagon shooting by yet another wacko, Sen. Roy “Gay Bar” Ashburn’s lost glasses, the Porn-for-Bibles ploy, schoolchildren pushin’ tin at JFK, two Russian bureaucrats boiled to death in a sauna, that kind of thing. Hey, at least it wasn’t boring!
Here are some of our favorite stories this week, just for giggles:
Pentagon gunman ‘had gone off the deep end,’ according to friends, writings
Two Russian directors boil to death in sauna mishap
doctor found guilty in wife’s cyanide death
Bibles-for-porn stunt draws crowd at UTSA
Advice to House: Don’t Take Any Obama Wooden Nickels
Naked snow sculpture covered up after neighbours complain
Harry Reid lambasted for saying steady jobless rate ‘really good’
Parents accused of selling sex with teen daughter to pay off minivan
What?!? Child Directs Air Traffic Control At JFK Airport
Couple Let Baby Starve To Death While Raising Virtual Baby Online
Anti-Gay Bakersfield Republican Spent All His Time Not Being Gay At Gay Bars
What Would Jesus Do About the SeaWorld Tragedy? Stone the Whale to Death
“Gays Should Die” Says “Beauty Queen” Lauren Ashley
I totally support stoning the whale as long as the folks hurling the stones are required to be in the water.
So “Beauty Bitch” Lauren Ashley thinks gays should die? Well, I think Lauren Ashley should die. I’m so sick to death of these bible toting assholes I can scream. When is this country going to come to it’s senses and figure out there is no “God”. And if there is one, he’s a sick, demented bastard.
If you idiot christians still don’t understand, I’ll quote your psycho hero George W. Bush. “Stop throwing the bible in my face! It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!”