Same-old Wednesday

Hi Truthseekers!

We have an encore Malloy Show for you this evening as he is resting up from a colonoscopy today (all is well).  Mike will return LIVE tomorrow to catch up on all the weird, wonderful, flying monkey fun and frivolity!

Stay well!

27 Responses to Same-old Wednesday
  1. bielie
    March 10, 2010 | 6:22 pm

    Mike!

    I am so proud of you, you finally joined the FIST party!

    And I am glad the Safe School Czar’s message about Safe Fisting is finally getting through.
    1) Have a colonoscopy to see is everything is A OK.
    2) Always wear a glove: I see your fisting partner is left handed in the picture above.

    When you are back on air tomorrow, we want a COMPLETE rundown of the procedure, or is you can’t then at least post something on your Uncensored Section. (Although I am not a member yet, I am not sure what to do to become one- I hope you don’t charge for the special content like those Repube Capitalists like ManBearPig Limbaughtomy)

    I suggest you do a candid interview with Kev on this important subject. Think of the ratings!

    *FISTING SALUTE*

    My man Mike!

  2. jealous
    March 10, 2010 | 8:31 pm

    the benefits of medicare, eh malloy.

    try dennis ht K on the current sham

    http://www.alternet.org/health/145973/kucinich_on_the_many_reasons_to_kill_the_current_health_care_bill

  3. Mimi
    March 10, 2010 | 8:33 pm

    Since my evil health insurance doesn’t cover colonoscopies, I avoid ass cancer by never criticizing Sean Penn.

  4. Dan Bravin
    March 10, 2010 | 8:52 pm

    Way to go Mike. I am 66 and had my tunnel job done when I was 62. I got 6 more years to go before I get another one. I CAN HARDLY WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So in between, my female doctor takes care of checking my prostate every six months. NOW THAT, I DON’T MIND. Don’t get me wrong, I am heterosexual.
    Mike, get well soon, and set in that chair with pride. You did the right thing. I only hope a lot of other people would do preventive care, our country would be healthier. For Gods Sake I hope that Health Reform Bill WILL BE PASSED.
    Peace and Justice, Dan

  5. David
    March 11, 2010 | 12:45 am

    Mike both you and that harry guy on CBS Early show got the same procedure, what ever it is. he did his live on TV, you should of done yours life on your radio show.

  6. Chubby Huggs
    March 11, 2010 | 1:23 am

    We understand Mike.
    My grandma always said “Never talk with your mouth full, it’s impolite.” It’s tough doing a radio talk show in that position.
    Did they find those dead sister’s dentures?
    When’s the DVD due out?
    I heard there was a tour guide pointing out the difference between stalactites and stalagmites.

  7. Gary Hindle
    March 11, 2010 | 2:08 am

    No offense to Mike, but Karel takes it up the rear nightly and still manages to put on a helluva radio show.
    Not sure what the problem is…

  8. Truther
    March 11, 2010 | 2:10 am

    Hey, all you oh so witty wisecrackers and smartasses with the middle-school immature jokes about dead sister’s dentures, cancer exams, and fisting:

    For the record Mike has two siblings that died of cancer. A younger sister who died of lung cancer (shortly after their mother passed away) and a younger brother who died of colon cancer when he was barely 40.

    But yuk it up, boys! Cancer (and cancer screening) is just hysterically funny, isn’t it? Maybe you’ll get it one day and die laughing.

    I always wondered, where in the world is the “compassionate” in the conservative?

  9. Psychoticus rex
    March 11, 2010 | 3:01 am

    We all know Mike will kick the bucket when one shoots one flying monkey too many and it falls on him from great height while carrying the anvil of idiocy. ;)

  10. hottpotat0
    March 11, 2010 | 3:09 am

    hope it didnt hurt too much Mike, hope your feeling okay God bless you and your tribe Mike

  11. Re: Truther
    March 11, 2010 | 3:41 am

    Lighten up, dude.
    Malloy isn’t exactly a profile in timid political correctness.
    This is talk radio after all.

  12. Annie
    March 11, 2010 | 3:58 am

    Be well, Mike. And hang in there — you tell the truth like few others.

    To feel better, listen to some optimistic music. Do you like classical music? I recommend Bartok.

  13. bielie
    March 11, 2010 | 2:46 pm

    @Truther

    You’re a sorry bloody excuse for a prog. Where did you crawl out? How dare you compare me to compassion challenged neocon tards? WTF??? I’ll show you real compassion, you stinking little prog wannabe!

    You obviously can’t stand real grown up progressive talk. Well if you can’t take the heat then stay out of the bath house, and leave the real Prog stuff to the real Progs!

    You think Mike is not a real Prog, Huh? You think Mike doesn’t support Comrade in Chief’s FIST agenda, huh? You have a problem with Comrade In Chief’s Safe Schools Czar?

    You should be reported to the nearest SEUI branch, you putrid little thoughtcriminal.

    Leave real prog stuff to REAL PROGS!

    GO MIKE. WE ARE ALL BEHIND YOU MIKE!

  14. rubber room
    March 11, 2010 | 3:27 pm

    bielie

    time for your meds, even though they do not work.

  15. Chubby Huggs
    March 11, 2010 | 3:56 pm

    Der Nazi Truther gesagt:

    “For the record Mike has two siblings that died of cancer. A younger sister who died of lung cancer (shortly after their mother passed away) and a younger brother who died of colon cancer when he was barely 40.

    But yuk it up, boys! Cancer (and cancer screening) is just hysterically funny, isn’t it? Maybe you’ll get it one day and die laughing.”

    Truther, are you a “Weeper”? I mean, do you belong to thw Weep Republic? Are we supposed to CRY because somebody had a routine exam? Did you weep when 3,000 Americans died of Islamic Radical cancer or did you shake your FIST and blame Bush?
    I’ve had more than a few members of my family and friends die from cancer. I’ve been at their beside and held their hands when they passed on and yes, yes I am guilty of laughing at the Seinfeld episode with the proctologist known as “Assman”. Grow a funny bone.

    Once again, vivid proof there is no “Humor” section in the Statist…oops….Liberal Library.
    Everything is a friggin’ tragedy and crisis on a miniscule personal level. I thought you guys were all about the “collective experience”?

    We’ll all make that journey someday Truther and I do hope I die laughing. With you, that’ll be impossible.

  16. Whoopie
    March 11, 2010 | 5:09 pm

    Cancer is not a joke, unless you use it to attack conservatives like comrade Sean Penn did recently (and so eloquently I might add). “They should all die in agony from rectal cancer”…(smirk)that was so funny I’m giggling like a school girl even now as I type this. It would be a hoot if Rush’s penis rotted off or Palin’s uterus prolapsed and was dangling below the hem of her skirt. Oh crap, I think I just did. My own humor you know.

    You wannabe Progs are just too damn serious. What did Saul Alinsky teach us, huh? Humor is the best weapon. You all better be laughing the day we march your useful idiot asses off to the gulag (if you know what’s good for you).

  17. bielie
    March 11, 2010 | 5:28 pm

    @Chubby

    I am astounded. Did I hear the word “STATIST”? Do you know that that marks you immediately as a Levin Lovin Neocon??

    I think Mike’s blog is under attack. If it isn’t poser prog wannabees who could never understand the depth and brilliance of Marx and Lenin, it’s Levin Lovin Neocons.

    Well Chubs. I have to tell you this. It is the bleedin heart proles like TRUTHER who weep when polar bears sail on ice floes that are most useful to our cause.

    GRAB YOUR SHOVEL PROLE! DIG PROLE! SAVE THE POLAR BEARS PROLE!

    Good prole.

    Now crawl back to your kennel.

  18. Jon
    March 11, 2010 | 6:05 pm

    I get my colon and prostate checked, but United doesn’t cover it…they say I ‘enjoy’ it too much. Bastards, how would they know that?

  19. Mimi
    March 11, 2010 | 6:26 pm

    Mike’s brother must’ve been a conservative who criticized Sean Penn.

  20. Mr right
    March 11, 2010 | 6:44 pm

    Well Mike if you dont make it out alive then you will get what you deserve how dare you wish for fellow americans to die even if you dont share there views you are a hate monger and should be taken off the air waves good luckp

  21. Andrea
    March 11, 2010 | 7:00 pm

    I have to do this most every year, and since I sleep through the whole thing I don’t mind it. Hope you had the same compassionate service.

    I always have polyps but they take them out. That’s okay, isn’t it? Or so they tell me. Who knows what really goes on. I thought it was just because I had a good health insurance policy.

    (Well, it’s changed now, so we shall see, shan’t we?)

    By the way, some of the comments I see here are unbelievable. If people don’t like you, why are they on your website? I don’t get it.

  22. bielie
    March 11, 2010 | 8:02 pm

    @ Andrea

    What’s not to love about Mikey? He HATES the Repubes, like everyone with two braincells to rub together should. He calls for the DEATH of Repubes every thirty minutes or so on his show and he tells us WHY we should HATE and KILL the bastards: THEY WANT KIDS WHO DO NOT HAVE HEALTHCARE TO DIE.

    And he is right. It is so much more compassionate to abort the Repube babies before they cost the collective money!

    Mike: Instead of a $7000 fine on people who do not have Health Insurance these Neocon Bastards should get FORCED PLANNED PARENTHOOD! Put THAT in your radio program!

    Kill the babies before they are born and cost the Collective money!

    GO MIKE, WE LOVE YOU MAN! DEATH TO THE REPUBES AND NEOCONS!

  23. Jon
    March 11, 2010 | 8:27 pm

    Why do republicans hate America and American’s so much? Republicans have killed more Americans and people than any ‘enemy’ of America’s since ww2. For the record, here is just the BUSH MURDER TOLL (not counting Daddy Bush’s murder toll)

    3200 kills- in the 911 inside job
    4500 kills- in the fake iraqi war
    40,000/yr kills- in lack of adequate health insurance
    1,000,000 innocent iraqi civilians killed

  24. vlad
    March 12, 2010 | 5:37 am

    The Repukes are always the problem. They were the problem in 1860. I’m not saying that slaves shouldn’t be free, after all I’m a white boy and I might have had an ancestor who owned a slave, but why would Lincoln do something which he knew would split up the nation?

    Power is never ceded. Never. You never let things get away. Never.

    And that bit about slavery and states’ rights could have been sorted out in reconciliation.

  25. bielie
    March 12, 2010 | 9:10 am

    @ Jon

    We Libs did so much better: 30 000 000 babies killed since Roe vs Wade before they needed our Collective Compassion. Compassion is a Zero Sum deal. There is only so much to go around.

    And I am glad you realize that all those Shiites in Sadr City who killed all the civilians in the ongoing Iraqi war work for Bush.

    WE ARE BROTHERS IN ARMS!

    GO MIKE! GO MARX! GO LENIN! GO POL POT!

    KILL BUSHITLER!

  26. Whoopie
    March 12, 2010 | 4:14 pm

    Comrade Malloy, it has come to my attention that you are asking for money to subscribe to your podcasts. Did it ever occur to you that some folks are still hurting after 8 years of Bushitler? Have you ever heard of these famous words “From each according to their ability, to each accord to their need?”

    I’m absolutely disgusted that you should extort money from the workers in order to hear your words of comfort and wisdom. You’re no better than that phony who runs the CPUSA and sells his publications for PROFIT.

    Recant your capitalist thought crimes Mike. Offer your podcasts free to all. Do it for the movement. Do it because I, a more equal Prog demand it.

  27. Chubby Huggs
    March 13, 2010 | 1:33 am

    @ Jon

    “Why do republicans hate America and American’s so much? Republicans have killed more Americans and people than any ‘enemy’ of America’s since ww2. For the record, here is just the BUSH MURDER TOLL (not counting Daddy Bush’s murder toll)

    3200 kills- in the 911 inside job
    4500 kills- in the fake iraqi war
    40,000/yr kills- in lack of adequate health insurance
    1,000,000 innocent iraqi civilians killed”

    100,000,000+ innocent lives that Socialism killed (That includes Nazis & Commies and the American Democratic Party progressives that supported them…and I do make exceptions for Dems like Scoop Jackson and Harry Truman)

    Toss in JFK & LBJ (and yes Tricky Dick too! See, I’m FAIR AND BALANCED!) and you get
    57,000 American kills- in the fake vietnam war.
    4,000,000 Vietnamese kills
    3,000,000 Cambodian kills while Carter did NOTHING.

    Oh…and Pearl Harbor was an inside job too. FDR knew.
    (not really, but if you are going to make insane conspiracy theories on 9-11, then the insane FDR comment is FAIR AND BALANCED TOO!)