Seems the minions who swerve Dark Lord Cheney aren’t being completely forthcoming about the nature of his latest implanted device to force his heart into continued service of his deteriorating body. Camp Cheney is spinning the story as a wonderful event that will restore their Master to a normal level of activity and function. Truth is, the LVAD (left-ventricular assist device) is an end-of-the-road device which requires multiple battery changes each day, an external port, and grants an average life expectancy of only two years. And he’ll have no pulse as the pump will circulate the bolld without generating a heartbeat </shudder> as if he wasn’t creepy enough already.
Also up for discussion tonight is the latest failure by BP to stop the volcano of death is created in the Gulf. Scary rumors are beginning to emerge that the relief well BP promises will forever stop this nightmare simply will not work, because there is also an underground leak that BP is unable to reach. Is this an extinction-level event? Anybody see the movie, The Road? </shudder x 2>
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Don’t worry about the Dick. 1000s of replacement clones have been prepared. The Cheney Reich will last ’till the Rapture.
That headline on that paper is an insult to all decent robots!
without being at the center of the bloodlust that he had created, i thought that cheney would not live 6 months after leaving the bunker.
we all underestimated the terror that the thought of death brings to the old vampire. he will do ANYTHING to keep leading the dark side into battle, even becoming a machine.
or was that ‘cybernetic organism’?
medical technology is a double-edged sword.
As far as I’m concerned, his demise won’t come soon enough. The sooner he gets off this planet the better for all of us.
And if reincarnation is real, I hope he comes back as the next roadkill I hit with my car.
Cheney is a pathetic excuse for a human being or a robot.
I really want to see him go to the Hague, but I would equally be sick of all the neocon lies through a trial. We may have to settle for his heart ending him and just making the “Dead Cheney Party” an annual event.
how about another vampire, specter, being given a job by obama for his vote on kagan?
isn’t this fun?
saw the road and cried imagining myself and family in the same mess