It’s been awhile, Truthseekers, since there’s been a new blog on this page and I sincerely apologize. It’s a New Year’s Resolution of mine to provide more original content in 2012. But for now, with creative juices depleted by an overdose of wrapping paper and eggnog, I hope you’ll indulge a bit of holiday hilarity in the space. Below are some stories I think you might enjoy. If not, then check back here early January for something completely different!
Girl Threatens to Kill Santa and Cook Reindeer if He Doesn’t Deliver Justin Bieber
Thief Steals Salvation Army Kettle
North Miami Beach officer fired for Santeria Birdseed Plot
Store sells out of canned reindeer after protest
Man Stuck in Own Chimney for Hours
Police issue gift cards instead of tickets
Santa sacked in bed racing event
Teacher Tosses Back Food At McDonald’s Drive-Thru
Family Values Mayor Bills Citizenry for Gay Sex Toy
Portland police arrest man after alleged ‘Star Wars’ light saber assault at Toys R Us
Wal*Mart Prompts Mass Bird Suicide
Newt Gingrich’s EMP Doomsday Fantasy
Woman called emergency services to report theft of snowman
Giant mound of tires in SC visible from space
A 13 year old girl in the UK threatened to kill Santa and cook his reindeer if he didn’t deliver Justin Bieber?! LOL! More proof that people are fucking crazy!
Everytning sounds like the Onion anymore.