It’s Wednesday Night Prayer Meeting on the Malloy Show! Bring your favorite potluck dish and join us in the Fellowship Hall for three ours of flying-monkey-free fun and frivolity and righteous fury!
Why are churches getting involved in the gun business? Specifically, the Mormon church? Mormons can’t drink, smoke, or have sex outside of marriage, but it’s okie-dokie with Moronai if they tote an unregistered AK-47?
According to The Telegraph:
One of the most active and unregulated gun sale websites in America is owned by the Mormon Church, an investigation by New York’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg has revealed. This allows unscrupulous buyers who do not want their purchases recorded and tracked to buy a firearm without it being traced back to them or having to submit to a background check. A source who worked on his investigation into online gun sales said: “One would think that a church would feel a special obligation to make sure that they weren’t fuelling a black market for a particularly deadly form of commerce.”
Yeah, why would the Mormons want to make it easier to own unregistered guns? Is it to send more people to heaven, faster? Unregistered firearms just doesn’t jive with the message of Jesus I read about lo those many years ago. But hey, God needs bodies for the war against the antichrist, right? At least the Mormons are supporting organ donations, that’s a good thing.
And speaking of Rapture-Right wing-nuts, Rick Santorum’s camp must believe in miracles after the holy trinity he pulled off yesterday. Maybe He is the Chosen One after all? Will he get the chance to lift his presidential gaze to heaven and replace all our biology books with the Bible? Speak in tongues and turn the “blah” people white as lambs? Raise his arms above his head and change all the contraceptives into communion wafers? Lay his hands to heal the homosexuals and pray away the gay?
There’s some transubstantiation for you.
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But wait! I thought the only one allowed to “lay his hands to heal the homosexuals and pray away the gay” was Batshit crazy Michelle Bachmanns so-called husband. Am I wrong?
And to think I thought the Mormon religion was weird for baptizing dead people. Hey at least they will have more dead bodies to baptize if people were to die with those unregistered guns huh. Well Lord bless them ( thumbs down)
The state House in Olympia,Wa will vote on the same-sex marriage bill today at 1pm PST. Stand by for updates!
Hate, Fear and Bigotry are deadly forms of commerce promoted by the Mormon Cult. Telling people that have nothing to do whatsoever with it or any other “Religion”, how to conduct their lives is very deadly indeed. And contrary to the American principals of separation of Church and State. Much like the Republican party has become.
They will both play you to control and restrict you while claiming to love and protect you.
The AK-47′s are pretty deadly too. But Hell, you never know when you may need to protect God or your families against the Godless Liberals, Atheists, Muslims and Gays !!!
The powers that be in the House are still bickering. Just vote on the goddamn bill!
IT PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gay marriage is legal in Washington State!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Dot, it WILL be after the Governor signs it next week, and until the religious CRAZIES bring in BOATLOADS of out of state money (read – the MORON, um, Mormon and Catholic church!) to get it on the ballot. It WOULD be interesting if that DID happen as it would be the SAME situation as California has just gone through and then their decision down there WOULD apply to Washington State as well. Hmm, so complicated and time consuming. It’d be all SO much easier if the religious FUCKERS would just FUCK OFF!!!! We DO NOT and WILL NOT live in a theocracy!!!!
Oh, and it MIGHT be an extra encouragement for “the gays” in Portland to cross the river and take up residence in Vancouver, WA.
Fruit, I have no doubt that the cave dwelling, mouth breathing bible thumpers will do everything they can to stop this from happening. It WOULD be great if the knuckle dragging holy rollers would just fuck off and leave us alone! If they want to live in the 13th century, fine, be my guest but I like living in the 21st century. What would I do without my PS3?
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