E Day

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It’s almost over, Truthseekers, the endless madness and out of control spending that whips us into a frantic frenzy of constant conflict, bombards us with non-stop whirling colors and flashing propagandist imagery screaming from the telescreens urging us to buy buy buy what they’re selling . . . . . no, I’m not talking about Christmas, but we “sellabrate” the birth of the tiny Baby Jesus in much the same way.  

The Great American Election Machine finally ran out of liquid money this morning and slouched back to Bethlehem, er, Washington DC.  Now we watch and wait.  Some in resigned apathy, some with tightly crossed fingers, some clutching their Books of Mormon while murmuring in Tongues.

Still others watch with half-interest, jaded, knowing that DINO or RINO in the Oval Office  matters not, it’s the corporation(s) that holds the strings that counts.  Thanks to the Supremes and Citizens United, the only “Citizens” that have power in America are of the corporate variety.  Until that hideous abomination of a ruling is overturned, free and fair elections are but dusty myths we whisper to our great-grandchildren about what life was like before Neo-Feudalism took over.

But I digress . . . .

–KBM

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6 Responses to E Day

  1. I voted straight Dem. but I will tell I watched George Carlin’s “Illusion of Choice” from another website. George is sincere and nails it every time in my book. Still I “Hope” our Country will go “Forward”. Or, will the “White Horse Prophesy” Mormon win. I hear in MO, Obama wins the college, Romney the popular. I guess we will see.

  2. But because of the Repiglican vote here in MO, we can loose good Dem base in the state. Nixon, McKaskill (they vote for idiot Akin), etc sucks hope I’m wrong.

  3. A developing storm off the East Coast will bring heavy rain, wet snow and gusty winds to parts of the Northeast through Thursday. Winds could blow down trees and limbs weakened from Sandy, resulting in additional power outages. A wintery mix of precipitation is expected from northern Maryland to central New England. A couple of inches of snow will be possible, especially at higher elevations.

    Good luck to those in the path of this storm.

  4. Bye Bye Mitt.
    So long Queen Ann.
    Adios Lyin’ Ryan.
    Welcome back Obama.
    Kick some ass.

    Can we go now?

  5. Halle-FUCKING-lujah!!!! Just woke up and heard/saw a bunch of the results from the elections. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster there were NOT enough racists to get “Magic Jebus-Jammies” elected! Thank GAWD Alan West is bye-bye (now can he be brought up on war crime charges!?!)! LOTS of Dems. elected across the country. Still a “no legislation shall be passed” Congress, but there WAS the “rumor” that before the election SOME rePIGlicans supposedly told their Democrat counterparts that they WOULD be willing to work together. I’m sure Jibber-Jowls Mitch McConnell will puff out his jowls like a blowfish, but FUCK him!!!!

    Also on a GOOD note was how Maine and Maryland both elected to HAVE “da-gays” get hitched in their states. What surprised the SHIT out of me is that my home state of Minnesota actually did the CORRECT thing and voted DOWN amending their State constitution banning “da-gays” from gettin’ hitched. Still waiting to hear if Washington State will be lettin’ “da-gays” get hitched, but I’m hopeful.

    I also see the DUMB-FUCKERS here in Oregon prefer to be smokin’ their pot illegally rather than legally and tax it. I’m telling you all, the knuckle-draggin, inbred, redneck, white-trash, hillbillies out here in Oregon are not even the same SPECIES as regular thinking humanoids! Kudos to Colorado and Washington for doing the CORRECT thing when it comes to smokin’ da dope! :-)

    Oh, yeah, HELLO to ya all. Sorry I and my potty-mouth have been absent so much. After nearly six years of being unemployed and getting this job, it is working me to DEATH and I’m barely awake long enough to even turn ON my computer when I get home.

    Well, folks, HEEEEEEEEREEEEEEE we go again! :-)

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