Highway to Hell

oilspillDick Cheney’s undisclosed location has finally been discovered, Truthseekers!

YahooNews reports: According to the Italian news agency ANSA, a team of archeologists working in the ancient Phrygian city of Hierapolis in southwestern Turkey claims to have located the Plutonium, or Pluto’s Gate — an ancient pilgrim site considered the entryway to the underworld. A small cave near the temple of Apollo, the Plutonium grew in association with death from deadly gases it emitted. “We could see the cave’s lethal properties during the excavation. Several birds died as they tried to get close to the warm opening, instantly killed by the carbon dioxide fumes,” D’Andria added, according to Discovery News.

Deadly gasses? Are they sure they weren’t excavating in  El Rushbo’s studio? Either way, it sounds like the perfect location for the next CPAC convention.

And whodathunkit – the ancients discovered that co2 -  the primary greenhouse gas -  is dangerous?  But, but . . . that can’t be right . . . that’s pointy-headed godless liberal Al-Goreified fake sciency-nonsense!

And the clean-up continues in Arkansas where hell broke loose from another leaky pipeline and bubbled out all over residential neighborhoods, killing wildlife and causing one hellofa mess.

Might this latest oily calamity stop construction of the Keystone Pipeline?

The hell you say . . . .

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One Response to Highway to Hell

  1. This residential oil spill is as sure to stop the Keystone Black Death Pipeline as the Newtown Massacre enabled Firearms Responsibility legislation to proceed.

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