Beastiality, Teabagger style

Boy those knee-slappin’ Teabaggers. Ain’t they a funny bunch of wise-crackers? Their latest attempt at humor is a video showing former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (snarf!) having sex with a Panda! Ain’t that just a riot? FreedomWorks is a mega-conservative super-PAC run by Matt Kibbee, who is now facing an internal investigation for misuse of resources – including the creation of this controversial video.

As Mother Jones reports: “In one segment of the film, according to a former official who saw it, Adam Brandon, executive vice president of the group, is seen waking from a nap at his desk. In what appears to be a dream or a nightmare, he wanders down a hallway and spots a giant panda on its knees with its head in the lap of a seated Hillary Clinton and apparently performing oral sex on the then-secretary of state. Two female interns at FreedomWorks were recruited to play the panda and Clinton. One intern wore a Hillary Clinton mask. The other wore a giant panda suit that FreedomWorks had used at protests to denounce progressives as panderers. (Get it? Panderers … Pandas? Har-har!)

Okay, we all know the Neocons are off their nut. but what the hell kind of March madness is this? This trumps Donald “Hair-flap” Trumps insistence that Obama faked everything from his college records to his birth certificate and Little Orphan Annie Club membership card. Crazier than those “rape” guys talking about holding aspirin between our knees, or magic ovaries that shut down conception, or how it is God’s will that certain women are to be attacked and violently impregnated. This is battier than Pat Robertson’s assertions that our thrift-store clothes are possessed by daemons, or Rich Santorum’s bringing home a dead fetus for his children to cuddle.

If you ever need proof that the Republican party is on the fast-track to a self-imposed implosion, this is it.

- KBM

 

 

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This article has 6 comments

  1. chucky

    I just wonder who many psycho tea bagger freaks were pissed because they wanted to do the panda themselves. They are some of the sickest goddamn lunatics walking the planet. I can’t begin to say how much I hate these bastards!

  2. Denny NNWofLA

    Well I woke up this morning, with those Sequestration Blues.
    They was runnin’ round my body, from my head down to my shoes.

    Then came the big story… Michigan. Welcome to PRIVATIZATION Hell.

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