It’s National Prayer Day, Truthseekers! I wonder what the faithful are praying for today? In Arizona, are they praying for even bigger guns and that all the immigrants (with their funny accents, deviant culture, and darker skin) are sucked back South of the border? Oh, and God, take that Kenyan in in White House back with ‘ya while you’re at it . . .
On Wall Street are they praying that Congress abandons any attempt to regulate the financial services industry? Are the Big Oil executives clasping their hands – heads bowed – asking Jesus to descend from Heaven with a giant holy vacuum hose and suck up all the oil? Hey, if He can turn water into wine, can He turn petrol into saline?
Do Neocon militias pray for an endless, cheap supply of nitrogen, TNT, and autographedGlenn Beck posters? We know Sarah Palin prays for God to guide our troops to continue to do His will by killing Iraqis and Afghans, but does she pray for their widows and orphaned children?
Do the child-molesting Catholic priests pray their victims are sufficiently terrified to come forward with the truth? Or do they just pray that Pope Rat will cover up their crimes?
We’ll discuss prayer in all it’s forms on the program tonight! 877-996-2556!