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Same-old Wednesday

Hi Truthseekers!

We have an encore Malloy Show for you this evening as he is resting up from a colonoscopy today (all is well).  Mike will return LIVE tomorrow to catch up on all the weird, wonderful, flying monkey fun and frivolity!

Stay well!

Life Support

President Obama rediscovers his campaign-trail charisma while making a final push for health care reform legislation.  While he’s winning praise for energizing the weary debate, those dour, sour NeoCons have dug in their heels in protest, to make sure no American gets affordable health care coverage, ever.

They’re working overtime to plant the seeds of political suicide in the minds of Democrats, claiming that a vote for health care reform will guarantee they’re never elected again. GOP Sen. Lamar Alexander of Tennessee said the president and House Democratic leaders are asking their colleagues to “hold hands, jump off a cliff and hope Harry Reid catches them.”  Wow – are they that beholden to Big Pharma and Big Corporate Insurance?

We’ll discuss this, the elections in Iraq, the possible pullout from Afghanistan, Eric Massa’s conspiracy theories and much more on the program tonight!

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Manic Monday

Welcome, Truthseekers!  It didn’t take long for the Teabaggers to overtake Arcadia University in Glenside, PA today as President Obama made a last-ditch effort to save his suffering patient, the health care reform bill as hecklers shouting something about abortion interrupted the speech, which is the first of several scheduled for this week.

Time to call Glenn Beck and gas up those SUV’s, Teabaggers!  Stop Obama in every city and maker sure NO American anywhere, ever has access to affordable health care.  Damn straight.

Also up for discussion is the deconstruction of Karl “Who Me?” Rove’s backpeddling book of lies and denials, which seems to have been written as a how-to guide for future defense attorneys who might have to defend one (or more) members of the Bush Crime Family at a future trial.  Go to www.karlrovebook.net and stop this maniac.

And remember straight-as-an-arrow Californai state Senator Roy Ashburn? Guess he’s decided he is gay after all and din’t just lose his glasses, but he still defends all his anti-gay legislation and statements anyway.  And you thought “Alice in Wonderland” was the only big fantasy that was unveiled this weekend . . . .

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Ha-rump Day

Our good friend Peter Werbe joins us tonight to discuss a recent trip he made to an undisclosed location and what he found when he got there.  Don’t miss this one!

Also open for discussion is the defeat of Kay Bailey Hutchinson by Rick “Good Hair” Perry in the Texas gubernatorial primary, and can now continue his Dippity-Do infused rants against the Democrats in Washington DC.  Former Houston Mayor Bill White will be Perry’s Democratic opponent in the general election later this year.

And Charles Rangel has stepped down – at least temporarily – as Chairman of the Ways and Means committee pending conclusion of the ethics investigation into his conduct around real estate transactions in New York and corporate-funded trips to the Caribbean.  Senator Jim “Curveball” Bunning must be thrilled at this new media target.

And finally, President Obama unveils his final, ultimate, really, the last time, I mean it, version of his health care reform proposal today.  Teabaggers everywhere reach for their “death panals!” signs, Revolutionary War costumes, and Glenn Beck buttons and prepare to hit the streets!

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Curveballs

In the last 48 hours we have learned some fun facts about Senator Jim “Curveball” Bunning (R/Ky): he can define the word “Filibuster,” rivals the Palin clan in the progeny department – boasting 40 grandchildren, didn’t lose the use of his middle finger during his years as a professional baseball player, cusses like Cheney, and is concerned about deficit spending . . . . all of a sudden . . . .  and only if a Democrat is proposing it.

Bunning had no problem funding Bush’s illegal terror wars or passing tax cuts for the wealthy or any other middle-class-hostile programs during the eight year Bush Crime Family reign of absolute terror and fiscal ruin.  But if 400,ooo regular ol’ Americans are going to lose their benefits because he’s holding their allotted monies in his tight little fist?  Tough Sh*t, as he said.  He only votes for spending bills initiated by Republicans.

We’ll discuss Bunning and other Flying Monkey hypocrites on the program tonight! 877-996-2556!

Monday Musings

As we brace for another wave of wintry weather in the deep South, we marvel at the blatant, almost proud ignorance of the regional dittoheads who build “Al Gore” memorial igloos and snowmen.  Look Bubba, we know your hero Bush bragged about being a “C” student and a drunk fratboy who went AWOL and racked up DUIs and never succeeded in any professional endeavor yet still made it to the White House, but do you have to embrace his anti-intellectual rally cry by tossing every scientific study out the window?  Okay, there’s no mention of global climate change in the Bible, but seriously – the snow is a product of increased water in the atmosphere, as a result of increased evaporation, as a result of increased (wait for it . . . ) temperatures.  Wow.  Really not that difficult to grasp, unless you’re a Fox “news” fanatic.

While we’re waiting for the snowfall tonight, we’ll discuss the latest tragic earthquake, this time in Chile, the use of reconciliation to settle the health care reform matter once and for all, Obama’s plan for education reform, and the latest rounds of Congressional resignations.

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Sicko

President Obama is making a last stab at obtaining some kind of meaningful health care reform legislation by holding a televised bipartisan all-day “Health Summit” today.  Before a single word was spoken, Republicans  – lead by Turd Blossom Karl Rove - were already calling it a PR stunt and accusing the President of making false claims.  So much for bipartisanship or compromise.  Or – where it concerns Rove -even the slightest sense of ethical or moral behavior.

The forum began on shaky ground with Senator Lamar Alexander (R/TN) virtually demanding that the Democrats renounce their right to use the budget procedure known as “reconciliation” to pass the legislation with 51 votes.  Harry Reid quickly retorted that reconciliation was used by the Republicans to force through Bush’s nation-wrecking tax cuts, so there was no way the Democrats were relinquishing that mechanism. If only Reid had been as adamant for a public option . . .

It almost seems that these meetings are designed to provide a plausible argument for the politicians on both sides to use during their mid-term campaigns: “See, I tried to work with the other side, but they wouldn’t listen . . . it’s not my fault nothing was accomplished . . . “  So, the American people who have elected these selfish hypocrites to office will continue to suffer while they bicker like grumpy old men fighting over the last cinnamon roll at the rest home breakfast buffet.

And just for fun, this is what a warm winter Saturday in Georgia looks like, in the year of our lord 2010.

Cardiac Events

So, it appears Deadeye Dick Cheney’s heart has failed again in its attempt to vacate the decrepit, morbid body of the former VEEP and mastermind of evil.  One of his feet almost escaped a few years ago, only to be forced back into service by modern medicine and fourth-generation antibiotics.   This is Darth Cheney’s fifth heart attack . . . no word on how many innocents were placed on the alter in his cellar in exchange for this additional bargain with the dark force.  Only the good die young.

In other news, the “Fruit of Kaboom” bomber Najibullah Zazi has plead guilty in the plot to explode an airliner on Christmas Day.  Gee, and he didn’t have to be waterboarded or suffer freezing temperatures while hanging, wet and naked, by his wrists listening to Barry Manilow records at 100 db.  Confession without torture?  No wonder Cheney had a heart attack.

The plights of health care reform and the economy round out our topics on the table tonight, join the fun and frivolity!  Call 877-996-2556!

Universal Disappointment

If it’s Monday, it must be another tired attempt to reanimate the health care bill in Congress.  Maybe it’s time to pull the plug and put us out of it’s misery.  Today President Obama met with the nation’s governors and made a final push to pass some kind of health care reform legislation.  The White House will not scrap all previous plans and start anew, as has been suggested by both sides, but instead will push the Senate plan, with the new proposal to create a Health Insurance Rate Authority to provide oversight and assistance that will help states conduct reviews of “unreasonable rate increases.”

Naturally, the Republicans immediately rejected the idea, slamming it as a massive government takeover of the health care industry.  As the Washington Post reports, “This new Democrats-only backroom deal doubles down on the same failed approach that will drive up premiums, destroy jobs, raise taxes, and slash Medicare benefits,” said House Minority Leader John A. Boehner (R-Ohio). “This week’s summit clearly has all the makings of a Democratic infomercial for continuing on a partisan course.”

At this point Obama could promise to take every American out for ice cream out of his own pocket, and the NeoCons would accuse him of some devious plot to infect the nation with Diabetes.

We’ll debate this nonsense, deconstruct the CPAC circus, the NATO airstrike that killed Afghan civilians, and much more madness on the program tonight!  877-996-2556