Ah, the poor Redcoats didn’t have a chance against the Continental army. They had to change planes in Atlanta and missed the key battles. And their muskets wouldn’t fit in the overhead bins.
According to the sitting US President, George Washington’s forces captured King George’s airports. Or ramparts. Rockets flared and/or glared, that much we know, and it wasn’t the Space Force. Since the speech also touted the accomplishments of American inventors (like the Scottish-born Alexander Graham Bell) and specifically named the Wright brothers, you would assume The Donald knew there weren’t airplanes in the 1700s. You would be wrong.
Tinyhands’ tribute to himself didn’t get much live TV coverage, but the video replay of what he claimed was a malfunctioning TelePrompTer was all you needed to see to know he’s a still complete moron. It would be funny if he didn’t have the launch codes.
What isn’t funny, and never will be, is the unimaginable cruelty of the detention centers at the border. Another asylum-seeker did in custody today, the ninth death this year. We don’t know how many of the missing children have died, recently released migrants. But we do know that lice and flu have plagued at least two border facilities.
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